Hangover cures

Hangover cure #1: the patch

The hangover: One too many gold cocktails at 24k

The cure: The "Hangover Free Patch" is a preemptive measure that sends low doses of vitamins and minerals into your system, while arguably making you look like a super-cool dude in the process. Find it at your local 7-Eleven, right next to the "herbal viagra" section (you should know it well by now...).