Just because you're broke (or cheap) doesn't mean you can't party in style. Never mind those happy hours with watered down cocktails. There are drink specials all over town where you can sip 35-cent martinis under a crystal chandelier, pound kamikaze shots for $3 or indulge in free champagne. You just have to know where to look.
From 4 p.m. to 6:30 p.m. it’s happy hour at Saddle Ranch: you get half-off all appetizers and drinks (except bottles of wine and Champagne). But the real fun starts at 5:30 for the Battle on the Bull riding competition where one person from each table can try to win to get their whole happy hour bill paid for (up to $300). Winner is determined by group applause and speed, and the only rules are that the rider must stay on for at least 10 seconds and can only use one hand to hold on. Giddy up!
Twenty5Tuesdays at blue on blue is an "industry" only happy hour, and we aren’t talking about L.A.’s film and entertainment guys, it’s for the hardworking hospitality industry folk. Those who show proof of restaurant or hotel employment get 25-percent-off beer, by-the-glass wines, martinis like the Lavender Lemon Drop and Avalon’s classic Blue on Bleu gin martini and premo eats like mushroom risotto arancini and asian beef bowls from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. every Tuesday from now until February.
Cheap margaritas, live DJs and a free magic show (well, two out of three ain't bad).
Don’t let secret handshakes, sweater vests or talk of homecoming dates at this USC bar interfere with your drinking schedule. From 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. daily, the bar offers two-for-one drinks, all served in pint glasses. You’ll be chatting up the Omega Pis in no time.
Drink specials at this Silverlake watering hole vary nightly and always get people hammered by midnight. There are $3 tequila shots on Margarita Tuesdays, $4 cosmos on Wednesdays and $7 beer pitchers on Sundays. But the best deal goes down Monday, Thursday and Friday nights, when the bartenders serve $2 beer and $3 well drinks.
Thirsty for a liquid lunch? Cancel your afternoon meetings! Well drinks are only $3 during Bar 107’s weekday happy hour, which starts at 3 p.m. and goes until 9 p.m.
Beer drinkers are all about Barney’s weekday happy hour, from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m., when domestic beers cost $2.75 and imports are $3. Keep in mind that the bar serves more than 130 kinds of beer. Well drinks are also cheap at $3, and there’s a half-off appetizer menu too.
Looking good won’t break the bank at this sassy bar that’s decked out like a beauty salon. For a mere $10, you can get a martini—choose from a list of girly cocktails like Platinum Blonde and P.I.N.K Blush—and a manicure, Thursday through Saturday from 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. On Mondays, the energizing, Flintstone’s vitamin-tasting malt liquor Sparks is free from 10 p.m. to 11 p.m. during the Still F*cking Awesome dance party.
If you have $3, this Los Feliz lodge will have you. There are sweet three-buck drink specials Sunday through Thursday, such as kamikaze shots on karaoke Mondays. Need to save another dollar? Pabst is only $2 on PBR Thursdays.
Looking to get hammered? Cabo Cantina’s daily two-for-one happy hour (4 p.m. to 8 p.m.) will please you and your wallet, but probably not your liver. And now that there are locations in Venice, Brentwood and on the Sunset Strip, cheap drinks, neon lights and loud drunk-talkers are within arm’s reach any day of the week.
Cha Cha Lounge
They should have named it the Cheap Cheap Lounge with all the inexpensive boozing that goes on here. Stoli cocktails are $2.50 and PBRs go for $1.50 on weekdays from 5 p.m. to 9 p.m. On Foosball Tuesdays, not only are the games free, but the $1.50 Pabst special goes all night. On Sundays, the bar’s gourmet $2.50 Bloody Marys will remedy last night’s hangover and get you drunk all over again.
Want to impress your date without letting on that you had to search under the couch for enough change to take her out? The Edison has all the fancy fixings for a romantic evening—long staircase, crystal chandeliers and intimate booths—and on Thursdays from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. the bar’s signature 1910 martini only costs 35 cents.
Like its straighter but equally neon brother bar, Cabo Cantina, Fiesta is loud, bright and serves up two-for-one drinks that are light on the bills and heavy on the booze. Even better, Fiesta's happy hour runs twice a day: 4 p.m. to 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. to 12:30 a.m.
Every hour is happy at this K-town dive. They don’t have any specials or martinis with clever names, but the drinks are always cheap—we’re talking like $3.50 for a cocktail—and made to knock your socks off.
What's better than a Tuesday night full of '90s jams? Ridiculous drink specials like the $4 beer-and-tequila-shot combo, not to mention the free tacos, peanuts and Vitamin Energy drinks to sober you up when those tequila shots catch up to you.
The more martini-drinking drag queens, the merrier. Whether it’s a Bluetini or the Ab Fab Combo, martinis at Mary’s are $4 weekdays from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m., and $5 nightly—unless you happen by on a Monday, when martinis are two-for-one. And where there’s a Boystown, there are boys who brunch. Celebrate weekend mornings with $1 mimosas or $3 Bloody Marys.
How better to get people to sing along at this piano bar then to liquor them up? On Tuesday nights, Bud buckets go for $10 (that’s five beers at $2 each); Bud Dry only costs a buck on Wednesdays; and on Thursdays, Miller Lite goes for $1 while UV Vodka drinks are a mere $3. Still thirsty? Take advantage of the three-for-one drink special Sunday nights.
Vodka cranberry cocktails are just $3 on Sundays from 10 p.m. to midnight. It's too bad Monday means the return of the work week, but it's really easy to get boozy off these things.
Leave it to the Hollywood dudes at La Cantina to entice a hot crowd with cheap-o specials such as $2 tacos on Tuesdays and $5 margaritas on Mondays. They also have a daily happy hour from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m., when mixed drinks, margaritas, piña coladas, beers and appetizers are all half-priced.
With a happy hour like this, who needs friends? Featuring nightly specials from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. on bar food, and $3 beer and well drinks, the Pig ’N Whistle is the kind of Hollywood bar where the Danny Bonaduces of the world come to fall off the wagon.
Well cocktails and domestic beers go for $3 on Sunday nights when DJs Shalyce and Joaquin take over the hip spot for the "Ice Cream Sundays" retro dance party. Yes: There's ice cream. And yes: It's free!
Toy factories make kids happy. Old toy factories that serve beer and wings for cheap make adults even happier. The factory-turned-gastropub offers happy hour from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Pints are priced at $3 and $4, and appetizers range from $5 wings to $7 pizzas. They’ve also got pool tables for those of us who need post-wings exercise.
It may be an upscale ultra-lounge in the Financial District, but it won't burn a whole in your pocket, especially during the daily "4444" happy hour from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. when well drinks, drafts, house wine and appetizers for for $4.
A forest in the middle of a Hollywood strip mall? If that sounds intriguing, then you’ll also be interested in the bar’s mid-evening deals. From 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. on Fridays, and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Saturdays through Thursdays, the bar serves well drinks, wines, domestic beers and a shot of the day for just $3. For an extra buck, you can also get a fancy martini. Can you think of a better reason to take a break from the city and head into the woods?
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