Visualize this: a soccer brawl between the Cobrasnake and Nic Harcourt. No, we're not on mushrooms again. Apply sunscreen and mosey over to the Crossroads School soccer field on Saturday to witness L.A.'s pop-culture masterminds (like employees of Dim Mak, KCRW, the Cobrasnake, the Roosevelt and The Standard ) go head to shaggy, tousled head for a ball-kickin' good time. We're told Sapporo, 10 Cane Rum and Smart Water are providing libations for the thirsty, and DJ King Brit is spinning tunes to up the hip factor another notch.

Oh, and we don't know if this is just to keep the Paris Hiltons away, but no dogs or high heels are allowed on the field. So leave the vanity chihuahua and Jimmy Choos at home, dear.

When: Saturday, July 14th, noon- 8p.m.

Where: Crossroads School, Soccer Field
           1715 Olympic Blvd, Santa Monica

Why:   Because the Cobrasnake will finally, finally have a good
           excuse to wear a sweatband.


The Players:

Team A:
Dimmak/Cobrasnake
The Pigeons
Balls Sweat & Tears
Idea Music
Studio Number One

Team B:
KCRW
Team Raid
Bagavagabonds
10 Cane
FC Zune

Team C:
The Standard STD's
Roosevelt
All Faith Tuff Gone
Kendo
MTV Mustaches

Team D:
Tuff Gong
Undefeated
La Vale
Bowery United
Los Intocables

P.S.— If we had to select a victor soley on name, MTV Mustaches would take it.

Alie Ward is Events editor for Metromix Los Angeles.