The Kids in the Hall, experts on love
Q: "Dear Comic: When is giving up the goods on a first date a sign that you're a skank, and when is it just acting on the hope of an immediate and life-lasting love?"
—Not Sure When to Take My Pants Off, Hollywood
A: Having sex on a first date is an efficient and effective way of showing that you can be trusted. And trust is, of course, the foundation of any healthy relationship. Please note that this is particularly true if you are on a date with a rock musician. Many a rock musician have been disappointed in love—sometimes more than once in an evening—so establishing trust through first-date sex with them is essential.
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