Patton Oswald mulls over your problems
(Credit: Beatrice De Gea)
Q: My boyfriend is into hairy chicks, and for his birthday, he wants to me to stop shaving my pits for a month. Should I do it, or just buy him an iPod?
A: Buy him an iPod filled with nothing but tunes by Ethel Merman, Peaches and Steven Tyler. That should satisfy his hairy-chick fetish.
