Listen, we know you have problems. If we could fix our own problems, perhaps we'd help out with your screwed-up life, but instead we lurk around and ask comedians to give you advice. Sarah Silverman recently took a few moments off from being a comedic badass to weigh in on one reader's underwear issues.

Q: I know it's all the rage to flash one's naked hoo-ha at the world, and as a woman who wears underpants, I try not to judge. However, I was recently getting frisky with a guy and was surprised to find that he's not of the underpants persuasion. I asked him if it was laundry day, and he told me, "No, this is just how I roll, bro." Apart from calling me "bro" while his wang was in my hand (!), should I be skeptical about a man who doesn't believe in undergarments?

A: No underwear. Hmm. Personally, I like a man with underwear. It implies a kind of vulnerability, a humbleness. I could be best buddies with a guy who doesn't wear underwear, but I just don't think that's my personal type. Too free. I'm not interested in a man who isn't into some kind of self-imprisonment—but that's just me. The answer is that it's subjective. I can't say what you should be into or tell you what turns you on or off. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're the kind of girl who has to ask someone else if the guy you're with is cool enough, then I think he just might be your perfect match, bro.

Zing! If reading about underpants makes you want to be in the same room with Ms. Silverman, and you're willing to go the extra mile to stalk her, she'll be in Vegas on Saturday, Feb. 23 at The Joint in the Hard Rock Casino,offending people by the hundreds and playing the nickel slots.

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