Q: I know it's all the rage to flash one's naked hoo-ha at the world, and as a woman who wears underpants, I try not to judge. However, I was recently getting frisky with a guy and was surprised to find that he's not of the underpants persuasion. I asked him if it was laundry day, and he told me, "No, this is just how I roll, bro." Apart from calling me "bro" while his wang was in my hand (!), should I be skeptical about a man who doesn't believe in undergarments?
A: No underwear. Hmm. Personally, I like a man with underwear. It implies a kind of vulnerability, a humbleness. I could be best buddies with a guy who doesn't wear underwear, but I just don't think that's my personal type. Too free. I'm not interested in a man who isn't into some kind of self-imprisonment—but that's just me. The answer is that it's subjective. I can't say what you should be into or tell you what turns you on or off. I guess what I'm trying to say is, if you're the kind of girl who has to ask someone else if the guy you're with is cool enough, then I think he just might be your perfect match, bro.
Ask a comic: Sarah Silverman
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By Alie Ward, Metromix
February 13, 2008
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