It takes two to tango, but it also takes some cheap lessons, free refreshments and a disregard of any fear of failure. Head to this very classy ballroom to meet up with some South American expats for a Monday night filled with outstretched arms, dramatic head jerking and enough sexual tension to fuel a soap opera subplot. By the end of the night, you’ll have worked up a sweat, picked up a few moves and learned that doing the milonga can’t get you pregnant, despite the fact that it sounds very dirty.
1210 4th St., Santa Monica; 9 p.m.-1 a.m.; $15



