If you spent part of your adolescence learning life’s lessons from late-night reruns on the idiot box (like we did), chances are this lost episode of ’80s sitcom schmaltz will have you wheezing with irreverent laughter. What happens when Mrs. Garrett gets laid off from the bucolic all-girls boarding school? Easy: Tootie, Natalie, Blair and Jo become hookers. We’re actually surprised they never dreamed up that plot on the original series.
1107 N. Kings Rd., West Hollywood; 7 p.m.; $30
