When we hear the words “college humor,” we can’t help but think of Sharpie marker marring the forehead of a passed-out roommate. Take a break from the dorms, or the painful memories of them, by hitting the Hollywood Improv on Wednesdays, when comedy website CollegeHumor.com hosts a night of moistly titled stand-up: Comedy Juice. You might not wake up with shaving cream in your underpants, but you may be treated to a set from surprise comedy luminaries like Sarah Silverman, Drew Carey and Chris Rock, all of whom are way cooler than your freshman roommate.
**This just in: Dane Cook will be in the hiznouse for tonight's Comedy Juice.
Hollywood Improv, 8162 Melrose Ave., Melrose Heights; 10 p.m.; $14
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