No offense to Dear Abby, but she's a gasbag with no sense of the modern world. So each week we pull aside a maladjusted comedian to offer sage—or at least, free—advice for your most pressing problems. We hereby invite you to explore our annals below.
The Queen of Mean lays down the law
The iconic comedienne answers a grammatical conundrum
The comedian rolls into town and makes all your wishes, um, come true
Sarah Silverman takes break from offending people to talk about underpants
The San Fran transplant solves your regional rivalries
Patton Oswalt gives sound advice on a hairy situation
Paul F. Tompkins delivers sound advice on sketchy dudes
"Knocked Up's" Charlyne Yi fixes your problems. Sort of.
Jonah Ray draws a line on video games and being a loser
Natasha Leggero on love and lovers
This week, Upright Citizens Brigade's Matt Besser addresses your carpool dilemma
Bob Odenkirk tackles your porn-related advice needs
Local yukster Chad Fogland schools you on communicating effectively
"The Idiots" counsel us on being d-bags
Neil Campbell and Paul Rust tell you how to live your life
What to get your receptionist for the holidays: unbridled lust
The comb-over king dishes some Hamburger Helper via advice on dating etiquette
A Kid in the Hall takes a break from cross-dressing to fix your life
Deadspin's sports buff coaches you in the bedroom
If you've got a burning issue that needs dissecting, email it to laevents@metromix.com with "Ask A Comic" in the subject line. We can't promise that your life will improve, but we can try.
