Dear H&B,
My BF has more clothes and shoes than I do. Like, 10 times as much. Do you think he's gay?
Clothes Closeted
Dear CC,
Here’s an exercise: Walk up to P Diddy (or whatever he’s called now) and ask him if he’s got a mansion full of clothes. Then ask him if he’s gay. Same goes for Daniel Craig, Tom Wolfe or Danny Bonaduce. Conversely, I’ve known plenty of gay men who dressed like slobs. So your BF has a bulging closet? Be thankful he’s not walking around in the same beer-, pizza-, blood- and/or vomit-stained Fruit of the Loom XXL every day. By the way, here’s a foolproof tip on your homo reckoning: If he’s having sex with other men, he’s gay.
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