Dear H&B,
What do you suggest when your guy is teeny-weeny in the manhood department? Or is my va-jay-jay too big? I want to feel him, but it’s not working. Any suggestions?
In Sizer
Dear IS,
Ah yes, the old wiener dilemma. Without having the exact measurements and dimensions of your ham wallet and your pal’s helmeted bohemian love dart, your question is a bit of a challenge. Though it does give me the chance to throw in all kinds of genital slang.
So: Are we talking a truly minute stick of lap taffy, or are you comparing him to past BFs whose pump-action yogurt rifles could choke a buffalo? Now, onto your squish mitten. Have you had children? As many mommies know, that can widen a gal’s harry pablo substantially. Anyway, assuming his junk is less than average (roughly 5 to 5.5 inches, depending on who you Google) and your gummy smile could be confused for the Bat Cave, take some advice from the canines and dig into some doggy-style action, which offers maximum access. Another tip: If you’re riding cowgirl, go in circles as opposed to up and down to discourage slippage. Good luck.
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