Hot & Bothered: minty pleasure

Dear H&B,
If a woman or man uses Altoids or some type of heavy-duty mouthwash and then proceeds to give their partner oral pleasure, does it feel any different? Does it help anything out? And are men more turned on by a cooling effect and/or a warming effect?
Mouth Breather

Dear MB,
At the very least you’ll have sweet, minty fresh breath. Most jobs really boil down to what you make of them, and the job of blow—or munch—is certainly in that category. Bear in mind that experimentation is required, as different skins come with different levels of sensitivity. Even the old ice cube technique can be a thriller or a wilter. Does an Altoid actually help anything? Other than creating a potential for choking, a ’toid or strong mouthwash does little more than create a minor tingle. Still, the receiver may find that exciting. There’s also a variety of flavored condoms and edible gels on the market, but those are geared toward the giver. If you ask me, and you did, this job can easily be accomplished the old-fashioned way—with a ready mouth and a charming attitude.

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