Dear H&B,
I’m a 24-year-old guy, and I’ve always taken sex seriously. I’d like to think I know what I’m doing, and I’ve never had complaints in the shagging department. This girl I’ve been hooking up with for the last month cracks up when she’s coming. She really laughs it up—her face turns red, she gets embarrassed, but she’s definitely chuckling at the big moment. She says it just happens naturally when she orgasms, and she keeps coming back for more, but my bed is not a comedy showroom. Is this as normal as she claims?
Gag Factor
Dear GM,
It’s heartening to know that you take sex seriously. America needs more men like you in these troubled times. Having said that, who is this woman who dares not to echo your intensity; your passion; your stern, Mt. Rushmore-like sexual countenance? Listen, you should be happy she’s coming (which she clearly is). So what if she’s yukking it up at the same time? And yes, that’s perfectly normal. Not everybody reacts the same way during their big moment. Some women laugh, some cry. It’s a moment of tremendous physical and emotional release, and if she’s busting a gut while you bust your nut, it indicates she’s truly relaxed and enjoying herself. That, or your penis should be headlining at the Comedy Store. (Insert rimshot.)
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