Hot & Bothered: pulling pranks

Dear H&B,
My boyfriend was in his Debtors’ Anonymous meeting, and sitting in front of him was one of my best girl friends, whom he vaguely knows. He sees her purse under her chair with her cell phone sticking out. He grabs it, heads for the men’s room, takes a picture of his flesh wand and saves it on her screen. When saw it, she went crazy, and now won’t talk to me. He’s a total jerk for doing that, but should I be mad at him? Is she making too big a deal out of it?
Kodak Moment

Dear KM,
I’ve heard of schlong-distance calls, but…speaking of jerks, how was she able to make a positive ID on that headshot? Does she have first-hand experience with your boyfriend’s broom handle? Anyway, assuming your bf hasn’t been pouring the pork to your bff, no, you shouldn’t be mad at him. You should be thankful for a guy with a sense of humor, something your amiga is seriously lacking. And she should be thankful that he isn’t really hilarious, as he would have taken a picture of his poo.

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