Dear H&B,
I just saw the Andy Samberg “Jizz in My Pants” video, and it hit a little too close to home. I look good, am a nice guy and can get women, but when we get to it, I almost always bust a nut right out of the gate. Obviously, this doesn’t go down too well with dates, and it freaks me out to be with the same girl again because I’m afraid it’ll happen again. What’s the best way to control my problem?
Quick Draw
Dear QD,
There are a number of things you can do to staunch early load-blastage. The most common and obvious is to concentrate on something that is not arousing. Grandma naked, war atrocities or the idea of actually sitting through Twilight, for example. Of course, the risk here is that you go overboard with the bummer conjuring and the good ship Wiener sinks completely. Going into battle with your man-root sheathed helps (condoms make things a bit less sensitive), and you could also date unattractive women who orgasm faster than you. But according to WebMD.com, the simple act of breathing deeply can help sustain Mr. Boner, which helps keep things natural and flowing smoothly. And don’t be afraid to take short pauses in the action, which you can do without making a big deal out of it to your partner. Whatever you do, don’t allow yourself to wig out and withdraw from boffing; ultimately, you’ll become at ease with the glorious, natural and suitably depraved act of lovemaking.
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