Hey, kids! The holidays come once a year, but you can come as much as you want—provided you know what you’re doing. And while I’m sure the H&B audience comprises wildly experienced sexual veterans, everyone needs to give holiday gifts, so here are a few suggestions for friends and family who may still need a bit of bedroom knowledge (or at least something vaguely entertaining).
Which brings me to Hot Cougar Sex (as so many things do), by self-confessed cougar Ilona Paris, who gives us versions of her own “wildly explicit sexual encounters” with lads half her age. In chapters like Goth Dude, Hairboy and The Trainer (where’s the pool boy in all this?), we get the lowdown on 40-plus broads shagging youngsters, and damned if it isn’t good for a laugh. Skyhorse Publishing, $12.95.
For the man on your list who’s a sexual loser, wrap up a copy of the Men’s Health Guide to the Best Sex in the World. A bold claim, but the comprehensive manual reveals all manner of international secrets to harness the ladies and keep them begging your sorry ass for more, including positions like Wild Horses Leaping, Easy Rider and the Trapeze, some of my personal favorites. Rodale Books, $19.95.
And if your shopping list includes a female who’s less than fluent in bedroom action, how about the Men’s Health companion volume, the Women’s Health Your Guide to Sexual Fantasies, by Emily Dubberely. All the classics are here: slave, voyeur, trial lesbian and bad girl, among others, along with “safe and practical ways” to make those fantasies come true. Rodale Books, $17.95.
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