Alien invasion breakdown

"Transformers" (1986)

Method of invasion: Evil Decepticons attack Autobot City, an Earth city in the distant future of 2005
Objective: The Decepticons want to strip the earth of its energy resources and learn the secret of Jazz’s unstoppable lyrical flow 
Lasers? Everywhere! Even Megatron is one bigass laser
Weaknesses: Rust
Chance of actually happening: 5% (about the same percentage that the 2007 movie wasn’t really just a General Motors commercial combined with an Army recruiting video)