"Mars Attacks!" (1996)
Credit:Warner Bros.
Method of invasion: Flying saucers that turn Easter Island into a bowling alley
Objective: Blowing crap up, porking Earth babes
Lasers? Similar to squirt guns
Weaknesses: Yodeling
Chance of actually happening: 50% (about the same as Tom Jones’ chest hair being a parasitic alien)
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