Candy in costume

Milky Way

This poor, peanut-less chocolate bar has long been the Jan Brady of the candy world, finishing far behind the eternally popular Snickers. It probably doesn’t help that even nut allergists have to avoid consuming the smooth-but-likely-peanut-laced combination of malted nougat, caramel and milk chocolate. But credit where credit is due: This baby pretty much founded the Mars candy company. (That’s why it’s still known as the Mars bar in the rest of the world.) This is also the candy of choice if you’re feeling the urge to batter and deep-fry your next reason to visit the dentist.