Food fight on Third Street

Wait staff: Joan's on Third

We dig the skull caps, full-length aprons and black-and-white color scheme—they really look like they mean business. This fella in his matching Chucks is as charming and accommodating as he looks, but may not be able to compete with a hot, leggy French girl.

Hmm, we're torn: hot-with-attitude versus friendly and helpful .... We leave it to you to decide.