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Most butch—L'Artisan du Chocolat

These gourmet French confections from L'Artisan du Chocolat come dressed in red faux-crocodile leather, perfect for those with an allergy to all things frilly and silly. The portrait window displays flavors that are downright commanding, like Aztec (habanero, Thai chili and apricot), Sultan (with a whole roasted hazelnut) or one with dark chocolate infused with kalamata olives. The collection's 72 pieces will calm even the most ferocious chocolate cravings.

Buy me love: for $135.