Wieners, boobies and beer

Step: first the wurst

These wieners are for eating. Don't try to stuff them in buns, or everyone will laugh at you. In German. If you can avoid making jokes about girth, you'll win points for being classy—but you'll be boring.

And, since you're curious: that's bratwurst on the upper right, a.k.a. King Sausage of Oktoberfest. The reddish two at center are knockwurst; four palish bockwurst, and the skinny one to the side is a frankfurter. (Okay, are you done giggling now?)

Schreiner's Fine Sausages
3417 Ocean View Blvd. Glendale
818-244-4735
Open Mon.-Sat. 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m., closed Sun.