Hate hearts?

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Hate hearts?

By Maggie Furlong, Metromix

Whether you’re in love, lust or just kinda-sorta like, you can't hide from the hearts—truly one of St. Valentine's most abhorrent and over-marketed symbols—this time of year.

But instead of the traditional (and super-lame) candy box kind, we recommend investing in some multi-valved, blood-pumping organ presents that are anything but sugar-coated. Keep clicking to see the ones we heart most...