The day when otherwise sane human beings turn into vicious retail predators. They will maim you if you get in their way.
You can almost understand why, because Black Friday can mean savings of up to 70 percent on goods from department and chain stores like Sears, Macy's, Target and Circuit City. Malls such as the Beverly Center, the Citadel, the Grove and Third Street Promenade will no doubt be zoos.
But what if you're allergic to crowds?
Don't worry, you can totally work Black Friday from the comfort of your own DSL connection.
If you shop online during the pre-dawn hours of Black Friday, you'll get to take advantage of many retailers' just-posted Black Friday specials before the masses see them. You might even find special web-only deals as early as Thanksgiving eve.
There are also some small, independent boutiques that are holding Black Friday sales this year, like Scout and Betsey Johnson.
Happy shopping. Or hiding. Whichever you prefer.



